GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta talk about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole scene. You got your everyday game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Say when that forward went soaring into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And